20 Funny Clothing Labels

Have you ever purchased a new shirt, went to rip off the itchy tag on the neck, and have a quick read of the washing instructions?

Did you pay attention to them?
Vowel to follow them?

Yeah, didn't think so.

20 Funny Clothing Labels

1 - Manly

2 - Remove Child Before Washing

3 - Feed Pigeons

4 - Gender Equality

5 - Dental Pain

6 - Always Wash Your Butt

7 - 40 Percent Glue

8 - It'll Be Funny

9 - Mother Knows Best

10 - Wash This When Dirty

11 - For Worst Results

12 - You Can Dance If You Want To

13 - Zipper May Harm Penis

14 - Tested On Animals

15 - Hey Bae

 16 - Don't Slap Pandas

17 - Tights are NOT Pants

 18 - Don't Be That Guy

 19 - Don't, But Do

 20 - Small

20 Questionable Vintage Advertisements

Newspapers and poster advertisements that would NEVER be approved today.


1 - Butter

2 - Join The Navy

3 - A Women Can Open It

4 - Lots To Smoke This Winter

5 - Hard Working Wife

6 - Youngest Customers

7 - Whiskey Toothpaste

8 - Two Bytes Are Better Than One

9 - Cellophane

10 - Camel Cigarettes

11 - Cocaine Toothache Drops

12 - Guns Are For Children

13 - Fat Or Smoker

14 - Tapeworm Fat Reduction

15 - White Niggers

16 - Youngest Shave

17 - Wash With Fairy Soap

18 - Middle-age Skin

19 - It's A Mans World

 

20 - Sweet Telex Operator

20 China Replica Brands

...Close Enough?

1 - Corona

2 - Heineken

3 - Adidas

4 - Toy Story

5 - Red label

6 - Robocop

7 - Adidas

8 - Sony

9 - Lee

10 - Lee

11 - Jack Daniels

12 - Playstation

13 - Beats by Dr. Dre

14 - Superman

15 - Um.. I don't even know.

16 - Nike

17 - ...Apple?

18 - Nike

19 - Malboro

20 - Playstation...?